Fashion ‘trends’ that I’m too old or unhip (or maybe wise?) to buy into:

  • summer scarves ~ we get plenty of scarf-wearing weather, so you won’t see me in a scarf when it is warm enough to wear a sleeveless shirt!

  • skirts over pants ~ I’m just too old to pull this off…

  • fussy shoes  ~ nothing says “look at my feet!” like ridiculous shoes

  • thigh-high boots ~ I’m getting sweaty just looking at these poor girls.