This morning I forced myself to fill out my yearly evaluation form (for my part-time job).
The eval meeting is this afternoon; leaving it to the last minute was very motivating.  Now I’m rewarding myself with a big bag of
potato chips sugar snap peas.

Yes, I delude myself into thinking that I’m eating healthy.  Sure I had bacon and lasagna and ice cream cake yesterday, but I also had a salad and some watermelon.  Isn’t that good balance?

My son is pretending he has narcolepsy.  He is very convincing.
I have an airhorn.
Yes, I am that cruel.
Although not cruel enough to take video, as suggested by the owner of the airhorn.

Okay, back to ignoring the potato chips.